Same old song

Tonight I was watching a little bit of a Top Chef rerun and I cracked myself up when I pictured myself on that show. I can get so ambitious in the kitchen and usually my meals turn out mediocre at best. In general I've been a bit more lucky with baking but tonight I tried to make these homemade granola bar thingies for Theo and they are a complete disaster. I basically just made granola with a bunch of stuff in it. Sigh. Once again, I put out my appeal to the universe: send me a personal chef!