New favorite joke

For many, many years, this was my favorite joke:

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bay-gulls

OK, since I'm cracking up as I write that, maybe it's still my all time favorite joke. At our high school baccalaureate ceremony Kat and I kept repeating it to each other so we wouldn't cry.

However, this gem comes courtesy of Stacy:

Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they don't have any attachments.

It kills me.