I'm glad I'm not...

...an entertainment reporter. What a horrible, vacuous, sniveling job. Some people may say being in the entertainment industry at all is useless, self-consuming and ridiculous, but at least actors/singers/directors/etc entertain people and possibly, if they are very good and very lucky, also make a difference in peoples lives via their art form. But entertainment reporters? All they do is talk about what people are wearing, who they are sleeping with and then slobber all over them when they interview them. What an awful, awful life. I would hate myself if that were my job.